Thousands of women wonder: Why do boys always have so much shit to do?

Men are "straight-forward" creatures.

After dinner

Emma, ​​my stomach hurts, I'm going to take a big dump first!

Going out

Wait a minute, I'll be here soon after I finish my toilet~

Babysitting

Wife, please come and look after the children. I can’t do it anymore. I need to go out and relax.

If you ask him to do something, he's either taking a shit or on his way to take a shit.

He is really bad at nothing and is the best at taking a shit!

Do all men love to poop? With this question in mind, I searched online and found that, hey, it’s true!

According to observations, the reasons why men are keen on pooping can be roughly divided into three categories: physiological pooping, tactical pooping and disease-related pooping.

Some physiological characteristics of men do make them "poop more", such as the following factors:

🌮Eat a lot

The basal metabolic rate of men and women is different. Generally, the basal metabolic rate of men is about 1200 kcal, and that of women is about 1000 kcal. The higher the basal metabolic rate, the greater the energy consumption in the body, which means more food intake per day.

So, even though you two have similar meal times, men eat much more than you.

Data from the "2010-2012 China Residents Nutrition and Health Status Monitoring" also showed that the daily energy intake of men and women aged 18-49 can differ by 294-1966 kcal.

Converted into specific food, this means that men eat 3 Big Macs, 19 bananas, 26 eggs, and even 40 chicken nuggets more than women every day.

The more you eat, the more poop you produce.

💗Bigger heart

When a person is physically and mentally relaxed, bowel movements are natural and smooth; when one is nervous and anxious, constipation is likely to occur.

According to research data from the Anxiety and Depression Association of America, globally, women are twice as likely as men to be diagnosed with anxiety disorders.

In addition, factors such as women's dieting, weight loss, and physiological structure make women more prone to constipation.

On the contrary, men are more likely to be constipated and will defecate as long as they feel the urge to do so, no matter when.

⛷More exercise

Exercise can speed up gastrointestinal motility and help defecation. Although most young people today are otakus, in general, men exercise more than women, so defecation will be smoother.

The truth is out, the truth is out!

Men may just pretend to poop in the toilet. They may be checking their phones, playing games, watching movies in the toilet, or doing nothing but sitting on the toilet in a daze.

Of course, there is also a kind of "Alexander shit", that is, under extremely strong work pressure and social pressure, some men replenish their energy and relieve fatigue by taking a shit occasionally.

It can be said that "squatting for ten minutes on the way to work makes work easier, and squatting for half an hour after get off work makes life more fulfilling."

There is no such thing as diligent shitting for no reason in the world. If the following abnormalities occur, you need to pay attention!

💩Pooping more than 21 times a week

Normally speaking, it is normal to defecate 3 to 21 times a week. If it is less than 3 times, it may be constipation, and if it is more than 21 times, you should consider the possibility of disease and also observe the condition of your body and stool.

💩Loose stools and abdominal discomfort

You need to be alert to diseases such as irritable bowel syndrome, gastroenteritis, colitis, etc.; if your stool is loose and bloody, you need to consider anorectal diseases such as hemorrhoids and anal fissures, and you also need to be alert to gastrointestinal ulcers and colorectal cancer.

💩Changes in stool shape

If your stool becomes flat and thin, you need to be alert to colorectal cancer.

In short, if gay men have too many bowel movements and are accompanied by abnormal conditions such as abdominal discomfort, blood in the stool, alternating constipation and diarrhea, and changes in stool shape, they must go to the hospital for examination as soon as possible.

Finally, I would like to advise all female comrades, if you have a husband/boyfriend who loves to poop, don’t get angry, stay calm, because you can never scold someone who pretends to poop.

Source: Youlai Healthy Life